Daily spewage of a bitter mind.

Being the responsible person I am, I ordered two HIV testing kits a week or so ago online.  One for now, one for a few months down the line.  Sure I could go hit a free clinic or something, but sometimes I just want to handle things on my own at home.

The package had arrived on Saturday, but I had a guest who just arrived in town to start college and was hanging out with us, so I just put it aside in my room to deal with later.

Sunday night rolls around and the package is still staring at me.  So I spent some time pacing my room and psyching myself up and then relaxed in the lazy boy in my room.

I slowly opened the Fedex package and found two small boxes.  Not was I was expecting, but it didn’t matter as long as it got the job done.

I examined the box and a sticker was on it with something along the lines of “Keep stored at 42F, contains blood samples.”  Umm, well not yet it doesn’t!  Had I made a mistake and bought one of those kits that you have to send back to a lab?  It’s fine, but I was hoping for a more rapid test.

I open the box, and it contained a few vials…  What the..??  Then I noticed the vial and a bright red bold + on it.

They friggin sent me HIV samples, not HIV testing kits!!

How messed up is that?!   That’s the last time I order kits from THAT medical supply company.  So not only did I psych myself up for a test I couldn’t take, I have vials of HIV sitting in my room.   greeeeat!

I think Malcolm is paranoid I’m going to pour some in his drinks.

Rachel: What type of Diabetes do you have?
Daniel: Well “2″ but I’m not considered diabetic at the moment.
Rachel: Did you hear that low levels of arsenic in the water may be causing diabetes?

…

Daniel: Naw, I’m just fat.

“I have to go ask Darin a question so… stop doing your nails.”  (cuz he’d probably follow her back to our area)

she’s so cool.

I guess we are having an energy crisis of some sort and are risking a black out.

Black Out, you say?

monitor brightness on high?  check!
desk lights I never use on?  check!
fan on high?  check!
all portable electronics charging?  check check check!

They act like this is a bad thing.  I work on a computer people, no power = no work!

my nutrisystem 10lb marker has now turned into a -10 bear, lol

he cries a little now and then

Rachel: I bet it’ll be the bag of crap next!!  Everyone get ready!
Malcolm: I have too many important things to do besides clicking on a website.
Me: Well.. okay, Mr. High and Mighty.
Rachel: That was rather condescending.
Malcolm: It sounded good at the time.
Andrew:  Why don’t you close your myspace, facebook and twitter and go home!
Malcolm: I don’t have myspace!

I was at the coffee shop… which as you know is very normal for me.  I walk up to the counter and Mike, the st8 cub is standing there.  “Coffee?” he asked.   “Yup.” 

He shouts out “DANIEL COFFEE!!”

Out from the back runs one of the small asian women calling back “DANIEL COFFEE!!”  I thought for a second she was about to tackle the espresso machine.  Immediately the grinding and frothing began.

It was only a matter of time before I had a coffee named after me.

No, my journal is not abandoned (hence the abandoned baby doodle).  I just live a very lame life and have nothing I would consider interesting to write about.

This weekend I did find out that I’m in a relationship with my roommate Malcolm.  It was a shock to both of us.  I’m sure you can see his journal for the continuing saga of our fake relationship.  Thank you to Mr. N for starting that rumor.

Ummm…lets see, what else is new….

I’ve been biking to work everyday… canceled my $200+ parking pass…. yeah.. umm, wow.  exciting stuff.

This is why I have nothing to blog about.

Any one in the seattle area needing a job?  I am in need of a .Net web developer with good sql knowledge (SQL Admin experience a huge plus).

Send me a resume or note immediately to dmoola@gmail.com

Dear faithful readers:

Today… I have received… Civilization Revolution…  It was nice knowing you, good bye.

Forever plastered to the screen,

Daniel

P.S.  If you see Malcolm, please ask him to slide some food under my door from time to time.