I pulled into the alley way tonight, as I always do, when my headlights revealed something out of the ordinary.

We don’t live in the greatest neighborhood, but it’s not bad either.

When my eyes adjusted I realized I was staring at a man, jeans around his ankles taking a full on dump in the alley.

I really could’ve lived without see… bare ass… poo… dangly things… *shiver*

I don’t even know what to say… I just had to get it out.

… much like he did. *SNORT*