» i have seen it all Daily spewage of a bitter mind.

i have seen it all

I pulled into the alley way tonight, as I always do, when my headlights revealed something out of the ordinary.

We don’t live in the greatest neighborhood, but it’s not bad either.

When my eyes adjusted I realized I was staring at a man, jeans around his ankles taking a full on dump in the alley.

I really could’ve lived without see… bare ass… poo… dangly things… *shiver*

I don’t even know what to say… I just had to get it out.

… much like he did. *SNORT*

~ by dmoola on June 24, 2009.

OMFG
When they used to bus us into the ghetto for middle school we got to see a crack head chick squatting in the liquor store parking lot taking a piss and cackling like a mad woman. That was enough to make me say no to crack for life.
GeekByMarriage said this on June 24th, 2009 at 8:03 AM
Here, it’s a freaking raccoon that keeps on doing that same thing to our back door porch….. I thank the lord it’s a raccoon and not one of the “wildlife” you just witnessed…
SharkBoy said this on July 27th, 2009 at 9:00 PM
I also have a giant raccoon that i swear is trying to eat me
dmoola said this on July 27th, 2009 at 9:55 PM