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people love me wherever i go
People love me no matter where I go, they always have. Which disturbs me because I’m such an asshole.
Well I should clarify… they either love me or are absolutely terrified of me.
Every day the deli lady throw free stuff in my bag… and always loads up my order to twice what anyone else would get… because I’m “very special cust-o-ma!”
Every day the valet always parks my car in the best spot possible for when I leave (and they aren’t there anymore).
And tomorrow I need my windshield replaced so the valet told me “YOU” can use reserved parking (executive parking) if I wanted to have them come here and have them replace it at work. But just me, no one else can do that.
On and on, everywhere I go I’m loved. Sometimes I feel like I piss sparkles and shit gold bricks.
So I ask you: What’s wrong with you people?
Oh come on – you just ooze likability.
Robguy said this on June 25th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
I tend to be a no bullshit kinda guy, nice enough when I want to be but pretty direct, especially when I am paying for it. I am a project guy at work and drive hard. People are like dogs sometimes and look for leaders….maybe you are that, a leader.
Benjamin said this on July 11th, 2009 at 4:51 PM