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dear ikea, i hate you


Dear Ikea:

I hate you so much right now.  I visited your store today, bought a new bed frame,
dragged those heavy boxes all the way home, dragged them inside the house, and down
the stairs.

After removing my current bed and moving everything to one half of my room, I opened
the boxes to find wood and metal beams.  BUT NO SCREWS OR INSTRUCTIONS.

So I would just like to reiterate how much I hate you right now and want to thank you
for the opportunity of sleeping on the floor tonight.

I’m sweaty, gross, tired, my room is torn up and I have no bed.

Seriously, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Please alert your Seattle area staff that I am coming, because I assure you that
they will not want to deal with me.

Daniel

~ by dmoola on May 26, 2009.

2 Responses to “dear ikea, i hate you”

  1. yeeks! Go easy. It’s the fault of Bÿunk who was only paid 3Euros/hour, not the poor schlep at the service desk.

  2. That is unfortunately funny. I know the feeling…

    we bought some very expensive telepresense technology from Tandberg, an Oslo Norway based firm. When the chairs arrived, the were gorgeous, brushed stainless steal and black leather, the problem is anyone over 200 lbs in the chair is really tight, damn Norwegans….I sent the a link to Costco so they can see who their customers are over here….

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