Penis
There this lady (”E”) around the office I sometimes talk with, she’s a hoot.
E: My husbands name is Richard, he hates it when people call him Dick.
Me: How about I just call him Penis?
E: Haha, no.
Me: How’s your Penis today, E?
E: (Laughs) Just fine.
Me: Is he a little man?
E: I married him, of course not!
Me: What?
E: What?
Me: No! I mean is he a small person? Good lord, woman.
E: Oh! Yes, he’s 5′10″ and 160lbs.
Me: Wow he is a small penis.
E: Haha, I thought you meant.. (covers face)
she’s fun.
You had me at Penis.
weik said this on June 27th, 2008 at 5:59 am